I can never hear the radio over the vacuum cleaner anyway, so what’s the point?

It’s a lamp
It’s a radio
It’s a piece of hard plastic that falls off of the wall in the middle of the night and bonks you in the head

So simple, even a child can play it.
Because most children are stupid idiots who don’t know how to turn a knob.

Do you know how to use a dictaphone?
No, I usually use my finger.

I’m not really sure I know what this does. ???

That dog’s face.